apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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