best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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