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If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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