Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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