If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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