If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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