how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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