Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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