better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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