yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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