Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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