bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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