I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I've blown a few things in my day
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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