just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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