susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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