It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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