hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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