Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
