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say what?
wanna hang out?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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