he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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