the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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