do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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