I want to have your abortion
I think I died a long time ago.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He uses pillows to masturbate.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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