I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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