They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We were destined to go to rehab together
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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