I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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