I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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