Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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