she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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