So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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