u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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