he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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