real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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