no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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