6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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