I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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