Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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