well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
The air taste purple.
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