Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize