I need help removing her.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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