I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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