Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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