I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He? As in you personified your dick?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
