I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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