Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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