you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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