We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Bring me that man meat
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
