I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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