Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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