The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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