I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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