you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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